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Chicago Suntan

Getting flayed in the pattern of a farmers tan
Ah man, did you hear what happened to Johnny Two-socks? Earned himself a Chicago suntan
by SuspiciousPelican June 22, 2023
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chicago double

The act of ordering Wendy’s delivery twice in a single night
I would have been hungover were it not for that Chicago Double last night
by fraaancis May 22, 2021
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Chicago Mary

Another term by JC in Chicago. This is an affectionate term for all those attractive middle aged women (MILFS) that come to Chicago on business and troll the local bars looking for a one night sexual adventure.
She said she was from Kansas here on business but, turned out to be a Chicago Mary.
by Senior Elstonia May 2, 2015
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Chicago Strawberry

When you stick a strawberry roll into a woman pussy and eat it out of there before fucking her
Last night I gave Taylor a chicago strawberry before I gave her the cream filling.
by Tool1979 February 26, 2021
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chicago shoeshine

When you pay $20 to a homeless person to get you off on the side walk. Then they wax your shoes clean with a mixture of their spit and your spooge
Livingston was lost on Ohio St. so he paid a homeless guy for directions and ended up getting a Chicago shoeshine. It was more than he bargained for.
by The Sweens June 19, 2016
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Chicago Inferno

The Chicago Inferno is a variant of the Pittsburg platter in which the person giving the act, has explosive diarrhea over a glass table with a person underneath it, the glass may brake which commonly leaves the observer covered in blood, glass and shit
“Dude,Dave got a Chicago Inferno last night!!!
by Jackie Robinson Raybam May 28, 2023
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Chicago Sweep

Also called the Chicago Slide.

A driving maneuver in which a vehicle changes multiple lanes without pausing in each lane, in a "sweeping" motion. Named as such for the asshole semi truck drivers who utilize this method on the highways into and out of Chicago.
Driver: "The fuck?! That guy just cut me off from across the highway!"
Passenger: "Excellent Chicago Sweep, 10/10."
by pressyglue July 7, 2018
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