crappy

Shite.....Basically...really shite

Oh dyng this is crappy*thinks to self...its shit really i wish mum would go away so i could say it*

by guess me name right first time win a prize! July 3, 2005

chapped

Really screwed, in trouble. Most usually used in California.

Jill: They saw us having sex in the tree and the police are coming!
Robb: Shit, we're hella fucking chapped.

by silentd3 June 14, 2011

crappydoodles

a funnier way of saying an explicit term when you are pissed

"My phone broke when it fell down the stairs, oh crappydoodles!!"

by Parker July 12, 2004

Crappy Poetry

Crappy Poetry can take on many forms; it is a morphologic organism that evolves alarmingly quick. The art form itself is widely debated and misunderstood; however, it is largely accepted that Crappy Poetry is either a satirical poem making fun of poems or just a poem that is written very poorly.

The leading authority on Crappy Poetry is The Crappy Poets Society. The majority of members have the opinion that poems which rhyme and make sense are less crappy then poems which do not rhyme and are random in nature.

Crappy Poetry is designed to be humorous and the authors goal is to make their audience laugh.

Joe: Here is my submission to the crappy poetry contest:

'That’s What She Said' by Joe W.
I want to ride,
But it’s so long.
My needs can’t wait.
I hate it in the back.
It hurts so bad; I want to scream!
It drives me wild.
I’m going to suck it up.
I don’t know how much longer I can last though…
I’m going to burst!
I’m so excited, but I know the ride won’t last long.
Ew, it’s all wet and it kind of smells.
How many people have ridden it before?
These are the thoughts I think as I wait in line.

Audience Member: wow, joe, that was some crappy poetry.

by The Crappy Poets Society April 25, 2011

Chappers

A nick name for a cool guy who’s great with the ladies due to his gigantic dick.

E.g (Hey Chappers how can you get so many girls.)

by Carl Bates November 17, 2018

happy clappy

where someone has clap (chlamydia) and they are happy about it.

person 1 - im soo happy today
person 2- why
person 1- cos i got tested for clap
person 2- do u have it
person 1- yes

person 2- you have happy clappy

by come near mans u get cheffed u November 18, 2019

chappar

The act of hanging out with no intent; Chillin' out.

Official tagline: Chappar - nothing planned, nothing achieved.

Origins: Bangalore, South India.

Dude, I don't feel like going to a movie. Let's just chappar around instead.

by Ernö September 22, 2006