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Chronic Crunch

The media movement that promotes the legalisation of marijuana on the basis that too much tax dollar is being lost on both the implementation of anti marijuana laws and the public spend on marijuana.

The name was coined as the media movement tries to use the financial problems of the credit crunch as leverage to legalise marijuana on financial grounds...
Did you read the article on Digg about California spending 7bn per year on Dope?

Man that's Chronic Crunch reporting...
by jacK of Kats March 20, 2009
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chronic

The chronic is a patented product name for seeds that come from a seed breeder and seller legal called Serious Seed Co. It is known for the best combination of large yield and high quality. It is whats called the cash croppers dream!
The chronic plant looks like an upside dowm octopus.
by hemlockremover July 12, 2010
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Chronic Ceebs

It's a lot like Chronic fatigue, but entirely bullshit.

There is only one known case to man kind, this case is found in the beautiful man, most commonly known as Steven Charles Vella.
"Hey man why you late to school again?"

"Hey Bro, i couldn't wake up, my chronic ceebs flared up again"

"Sounds like Bullshit"

"Nah man, It's real! Ask my mum."
by definitelynottom June 2, 2012
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chronic shit

"Hey man try smoke this Chronic Shit"
by Aggramar the Avenger November 13, 2013
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charnice

Someone who is very goofy, loves to play around and joke. This person has a huge heart, but if you take advantage of it, you will see a different side. This person have anger issues, and gets mad easily. This person hates a shady person. Your attitude depends on how this person reacts towards you.
Charnice is a joyable person, if you let them be.
by Babbyyybbyyy April 5, 2018
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Chronically Online

A person who's identity revolves around the internet and it's culture. Typically uses pronouns "void/edge/bat", requires a flag and a title for every interest character trait that could possibly make them unique even if it is not in line and does not work with any human language. Will often be seen getting angry and offended over issues that do not effect them whatsoever, or faking mental illnesses such as tourettes and DID. They need intensive therapy and their phone taken away. If you tell them to get therapy, they will most likely call you "classist". They are generally a group of very toxic individuals that live for internet discourse, microlabels, and shaming anyone outside of their echo chambers. If you say anything less than neutral about their unrealistic and non-sensical ideas, they will just say "IM NEURODIVERGENT!!!!" and label you as ableist. They are never above the age of 16. You will not see these people in real life unless you attend an indie artist concert.

Alternatively: A person who uses TikTok as their main social media, and source of information. If you ask them for a source for anything they say, they will link you to a TikTok. They will also constantly speak in the form of tiktok comments.
Person A: "OMG- I- NOT THE FLAG- I saw this flag for moongender and it's SO SLAY. I think I'm questioning again- I think I'm moongender and breadgender on top of froggender, catgender, batgender, demigirl, and I'm also a trans therian polyamorous demisexual panromantic demiboy. My pronouns are now bat/kit/pole/wheat/bread/yip/grimace-"

Person B: Just because you really like something, does not mean it needs to be classified as your gender or a pronoun. You know you can just have interests and preferred nicknames without making it your identity right?

Person A: YOU ARE BEING ABLEIST BECAUSE IM AUTISTIC! CODDLE ME! DIE STRAIGHT CISSY BIGOT!!! ITS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!!!

Person B: chronically online ass go outside
by Slay D. Cooche July 20, 2023
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Gender chaotic

A gender classification where one adheres to a gender non-conforming lifestyle. an individual who uses all pronouns.

She/her/him/he/they/them it's all good

Gender chaotic individuals often Identify as pansexual
Ex.
1 - hey Alex seems really cool, does she go by "they"
2 - you can call Alex whatever. He's gender chaotic, he doesn't have time to freak out over pronouns
by immortalmilkman January 20, 2022
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