Panda champion

The king of being cool and chill

Mike's a panda champion, he will understand work with you.

by Mpa007 November 14, 2020

World Champion Thumb Wrestler

In the context of an online dating profile this means a guy with a thumb sized penis that masturbates constantly

He claims to be a “world champion thumb wrestler”

by Lzeb October 2, 2019

Breakfast of champions

In the beautiful game of hockey, is players like to eat the "breakfast of champions", it is basically any number of junk foods paired with eachother to create a so called "breakfast", which usually contains the following (included but not limited to):
-Pizza rolls
-Cookies
-Twinkies
-Cold pizza
-Gatorade
-Fattening cereals (Fruity pebbles, etc.)
-Ice cream
Combine any of your favorite junk foods and hit the ice, you got a game to win.

Jason: Today's breakfast of champions consisted of 2 slices of cold dominos pizza, a hand full of skittles, some vanilla ice cream and to wash it down I drank a liter of brisk tea.
Kris: That's nothin', this morning I scarfed down like 2 brownies and a cupcake, 6 jumbo marshmallows, some pizza rolls and a couple glasses of Mtn Dew.

by jason906906 March 2, 2016

Championed

When an officer or superior in your chain of command plays constant pranks and/or continually harasses his/her inferior, making it difficult for said inferior to work or function properly. Named for the harassment one suffers under the rule of CPT Champion.

SPC Green was championed all day while he was trying to work in the aid station. He was very unproductive due to being championed so much.

by Green_Machine June 1, 2011

Champions Blood

Simply, the blood of a champion, having this substance coursing through your body gives you the upper hand in a competitive setting, not unlike sucking The Glacdick

“I’s gots the Champions Blood, you dirt”

by FossilDiggerStudios August 2, 2021

Molly Champion

The name Molly Champion is a whole red flag, a combination of the drug Molly and the word Champion. However it is not just a red flag, but the example people use to define a red flag. Be wary of Molly Champion.

"You should stop what you are doing, before you become a Molly Champion!"

"You are acting just like a Molly Champion!"

by MessAroundAndFindOut January 17, 2023

breakfast of champions

Any kind of juice served after hangover.

I had a breakfast of champions!

by Billlio January 21, 2017