Certified Idiot

A Person that has knowledge in something that is absolutley useless in life

Person 1: Im a certified idiot.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: i know how to build a weapon but i dont know simple grammar.

by Nuski15 November 11, 2022

Certified uvedoble

Literalmente being the best at everything just like Amin and @Troystn

Certified uvedoble of alh

by NigerianW November 18, 2022

certified kionlinggg moment

When something is funny or completely out of pocket.

Bro i got raped last night

imagine

certified kionlinggg moment

by kionlinggg February 13, 2023

certified gas

meaning that a food/drink is amazing and gives the feeling of being full almost immediately.

"Man that burger is certified gas bro"

by The_8bit_Croc February 16, 2023

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

Certified CK

Certified Cervix Killer

Having a dick large enough to reach back bruise a cervix.

Mannnnn Becka that guy Gavin that fucked me last night was a Certified CK 😫

by Sketchster August 5, 2023

certifiedgoatkiller

He is a WV rap legend who is known by that nickname. Certifiedgoatkiller is one of his albums.

The certifiedgoatkiller is coming into town for a musical event.

by The Moon Wolf August 29, 2023