cat

a bipedal animal with pointed ears and lots of human food is toxic to them

person 1: did you feed the cat their cat food
person 2: no
cat: I FUCKING NEED FOOD

by im a fucking idiot March 8, 2022

Cat

Funny looking dog abomination

Jared: Hey dud wuts a cat
Dipshit: A mutated and weird ass dog

by OHYEAHDADDY;) November 18, 2020

Cat

A beg friend

“Ay let me get 22 bun”
“No you cat”

by D1ZZEE April 11, 2019

Cat

A living being which consider themselves superior to others, knock stuff off tables, can suddenly start hating you and purr

Meow (the common used language of a cat)

by the E god May 22, 2019

Cat

the best thing ever the meaning of life and a lucky sign

Cats rule!

by kennyemerald March 17, 2017

Cat

That guy who constantly follows you and copies everything that you do

Stop being a cat

by Mr. U. Dictionary November 7, 2019

Cat

Fuzzy little bastards that have knives in their feet. Because of this, I like to call mine Knife Foot. They also like to push stuff off of tables and steal your cheese (looking at you, Gracie/Knife Foot)

Me: *leaves my shredded cheese unattended*
Gracie: *steals it*
Me: Cat, why do you always have to steal my cheese?

by TheTallsomeOne May 14, 2021