come budget

A over 39 year old man that believes he is a part of the 18-29 crowd. Talks down to other middle aged men. Says his dick only gets hard after it's half way in cause he has had so much sex it's boring. Rarely sits down. Hair is usually thinning. Talks to everyone like he knows them. Thinks of himself as scene guy. Argues with hot chicks while he decides if they are his type. Used to smell like fahrenheit. Often found in strip clubs.

Tell that come budget to slither back to the shake shack and pay someone to know him.

by Jay-lay August 24, 2010

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Get the come budgetmug.

come real

Used in exasperation when another person is being difficult, lying or otherwise being a bitch.

Could be used in conjunction with ser du.

Come real man, that was a foul!

Come real! Did or did you not steal your sister's chocolate rabbit?

by The Venerable January 3, 2004

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Get the come realmug.

come in handy

adj.: One prone to premature ejaculation upon the first physical contact with their sex-partner.

Monica: I think I'm gonna hook up with Bill tonight.

Hillary: You might want to skip the foreplay; he can be a little bit come in handy.

by dballs15 June 29, 2009

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Get the come in handymug.

Come Up

elevation of self through gifted goods and/or experiences.

Thanks for the come up for Christmas, dad. I love my new Porsche!!

by Ellekaybe January 1, 2015

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come slut

A person, usually a woman, who lives to fill her holes with come. A slut who's name is synonymous with oral, anal and every other kind of legal and semi-legal sex.

Robbie is the biggest come slut in the gay village. If there's a penis he hasn't sucked, he hasn't found it and sucked it yet.

by The Urban Schnitzel August 8, 2011

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