cat

a bipedal animal with pointed ears and lots of human food is toxic to them

person 1: did you feed the cat their cat food
person 2: no
cat: I FUCKING NEED FOOD

by im a fucking idiot March 8, 2022

Cat

The power of a god.

Meow Meow I'm a Cat!

by Frozap February 1, 2022

Cat

Living paper shredders

That cat just shredded the curtains!

by RandomLoser123 January 5, 2021

Cat

This small ass thing that wakes me up at three in the morning to run around and break stuff.

Meow meow I'm a cat and won't let you sleep.

by dil_nasx March 3, 2021

Cat

Furry peice of shit

You know what a cat is

by OFWGKTADGAFBBLS March 22, 2021

Cat

The best pet.

John: What is a cat
Intellectual: Better than dogs. Also how did you not know that

by haha my existence is meaningle April 10, 2021

Cat

Adorable. Enough said.

My cat is sooo cute.

by Coco locomotive May 6, 2021