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so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")
"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."
by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024
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mor di e mann far din e homo og du e ein adoptert trans

a insult to a person and his/her parents in norwegian.
stating that your mom is a man, your dad is gay and that you are an adopted transgendered person.
boy: mor di e så feit at hun må betale for tre seter på kinoen.
your mom is so fat that she has to pay for three seats at the theatres/cinemas.

joker: mor di e mann far din e homo og du e ein adoptert transe.

your mom is a man, your dad is gay and you are a adopted trans.
by tommydalommy January 4, 2018
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as far as you know

Typically, a smart ass answer to the simplest of questions.
Waitress - “is everything okay for you?”
Smart ass -“as far as you know”
The smart ass then chuckles at his own smartassery, leaving the waitress confused as she walks away
by KimberLynn CoMo November 17, 2021
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Far

Such as Warm/Humid weather is described as close Cold weather is described as Far
Chrilt: "Wow this weather's cold"

Binkle: "Don't you mean it's Far?"
by BigWizard420 June 18, 2025
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not far

Much further than any regular human would consider close, a short distance or not far
Person 1: How far away is the pub?

Person 2 :Not far
Person 1: Are we there yet?
Person 2: about 5 more Kilometres yet....
by fester2001 March 2, 2023
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