brass ladle

The phrase used to describe a man's phallus when is has been fapped so frequently it shifts in color...to a brassy shade. A festish prevoked by the pleasure in the pain of a chafed shaft.

Brandon was advised by his doctor to discontinue his chase of the "brass ladle" dragon. It can lead to scarring and loss of sensitivity.

by Wheeskers December 26, 2013

The brass section

The brass section are losers that like making fun of flags. They are the reason we cannot have nice things. They are the band directors worse nightmares. The tubas are the nicest. Overall, this is why the woodwind section is better.

Band director: Which section is the ones out of tune.
Everyone else: The brass section
Band director: That explain so it

by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018

brass

for fucking sake why!

brass party!

by table tennis pro April 9, 2023

Brass handrail

Noun - name given to a sexual manoeuvre similar to a handjob where a Brillo pad and metal polish are used in conjunction to achieve climax. The result is a shiny pink shaft, not unlike brass.

I went to the cinema the other day and the guy behind me was brass handrailed.......ruined the movie.

by Brasshandrailer January 28, 2016

Brass Verdict

When a closet serial killer with an attitude problem decides the police's job wasn't enough, so decides to commit murder and satisfy his own perverted desires, thinking he can justify it because the victim of his homicide was a criminal.

"Johnny gave the guy who was deemed not guilty by the justice system a brass verdict! Who would have thought you could get away with murder if the victim was accused of a crime?"

by Sprig of basil July 27, 2023

Brass Monkey Syndrome

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

‘He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’

by 𝕀𝕒𝕞𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 March 23, 2021

Brass Knight

A member of a group people who focus on 3 main things. Religion, culture and politics.

- religion is focused around waluigi and nut luigi, there is nothing better than an ultra nut.
- culture is primarily memes and a sad mix of hentai and anime, nothing some bleach can’t solve.
- politics are centered around pointless elections for pointless positions in this pointless world for pointless reasons... help me.
Many times a brass knight can be spotted by his:

1. Inability to do anything right
2. That’s pretty much it
Insults you can call a brass knight: brASS knight, bKYS, sass knight... ect.

A normal brass knight encounter:
Man A: *messes up something*
Man B: “hecking GILBY, fix my waluigi shrine this minute or I’ll drown you in anti-memes and anime.”
Man A: “okay, okay... you don’t have to be such a brASS about it...”

by MimoBK January 24, 2018