A basketball baby is someone who shows extreme stupidity. The term refers to someone who has experienced brain loss due to being dropped on their head.
by Jeremy Shepherd January 28, 2008
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The prostitute performed the basketball with her client.
by Dr. French February 23, 2009
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by Pinche Beaner es Pendejo December 6, 2019
Get the Basketball mug.The greatest variant of basketball ever played. Played in the dark with little lighting with a black basketball (because any other color basketball is easier to see), to increase the risk of injury. Any basketball game can be used, but the best game to be played in these conditions is "21" or "tip-in", because it's widely considered to be the most violent of all basketball games.
Dan: Man, I feel like playing basketball and risking my life at the same time.
Brian: Perfect! Let's play black basketball!
Brian: Perfect! Let's play black basketball!
by briman007 May 6, 2010
Get the black basketball mug.A sport that sucks.its boring.everyone crys rivers.mostly black people play it because they are good they are good because theycan jump shoot and steal in perfect harmony.
basketball player: want to play basketball
me:no chance you cry wenever I try to stop a shot or touch your hands when i stop your shot.
basketball player no i dont you cry more
me:ok kevin garnett
everybody: lets play a cool sport like hockey,football,orbaseball,or evan soccer
me:yeah
basketball player9starts crying
me:no chance you cry wenever I try to stop a shot or touch your hands when i stop your shot.
basketball player no i dont you cry more
me:ok kevin garnett
everybody: lets play a cool sport like hockey,football,orbaseball,or evan soccer
me:yeah
basketball player9starts crying
by basketballsucks June 29, 2010
Get the basketball mug.A sport where black people run, shoot and steal. Just as if they were still in the ghettoes of Atlanta "Da A-T-L". Also a "sport" that the boys play while the men are playing hockey. Requires no skill what-so-ever,and the players whine about only making 70 million dollars in a season. Commonly called a sport, but in reality is not.
Ex. 1 -
Tyrese: Let's play some bball man!
Robert: Hell no, I live by the law!
Ex. 2-
Tyrese: Let's go knock down a 7-11.
Robert: Nah man, I don't play basketball.
Tyrese: Let's play some bball man!
Robert: Hell no, I live by the law!
Ex. 2-
Tyrese: Let's go knock down a 7-11.
Robert: Nah man, I don't play basketball.
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