Blarf

The act of Blarf.

OR

The expression of Blarf.

Hey janathan.. blarf

by Grinidad March 24, 2008

blargh

1. the name of a unicorn's third toe

2. or the reason we are making this post, excessive boredom or a generally feeling of blah

oooo, I'm stuck in a room with a bunch of idiots, blargh.

by zombiedragqueen April 5, 2009

blarg

The term blarg means when a friend bends over and releases some gas in return makes the ass flaps beat together rapidly

My friend just blarged, ahh shit man wipe your ass

by Dan/Mark March 1, 2005

blarge

this word means shut up or fuck. =p

you can say these things:

BLARGE!!!
or
blarge you
or maybe
shut the blarge up!

also this world is pronounced as blarg. forget the "e" but that's how you say it.

by Flarin Erin November 10, 2006

blarged

to die, dead. The root word is blarg as in "Blarg, I am dead."

Oh my husband is blarged; car accident.

by Stalyn November 22, 2007

blard

To get big and fat due to the aging process.(combines big and lard),going beyond the weight we put on as we age.

" Hey Kent... have you seen Nate lately.... Dude is turning into a blard.".....

by jenny and nate September 12, 2005

blargh

a thematic blog where the writer emits quantums of negative energies by recounting periods of intense suffering, anger, and dissapointment.

I was motivated to join the army due to the events on september eleventh. Trained to be a medic, I now find myself in Iraq as a full time.... JANITOR? FOR WHAT REASON AGAIN? WTF? I'm not just writing a blog here, I'm writing a certified genuine goddamn BLARGH!!

by Zuganruft March 24, 2004