Bogs Chops

Bogs Chops, also known as bog chops, are a breed of phone virus that force an individual to make a typo when texting. The scientific name for the virus is Bogus Chopus.

After making a really bad typo
"Wow, the bogs chops really got me!"

by CreepyCripple March 31, 2021

bog creature

A hideous, skanky, mildly retarded creature with snakes for hair. Easily identified by its unusual gait.

Pat Cramer wept when I suggested that he had sex with the bog creature.

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003

Bog-rolled

To be robbed or mugged of one’s toilet paper.

The term was coined in Australia during the Great TP Crisis of 2020 due to the inexplicable hoarding of toilet paper in fear of Coronavirus.

1). “Some bloody boomer bog-rolled me outside Woolies this arvo. They took my 12 pack of Quilton!”
2). “Aww shit man I only had 2 squares left and had a serious case of acid arse so bog-rolled some c***s outside Coles”.

by Beverly Waj March 6, 2020

Bog Warrior

Somebody from the country. See Culchie. Used by Jackeens as an insult.

You're nothin' but a thick-as-shite bog warrior!

by Keith Gaughan November 13, 2003

Boeree Bog

When you go to the toilet and there is no toilet paper or other suitable material available so, unfortunately, you have no choice but to leave the toilet without wiping.

"Hey mate, i noticed there was no toilet paper in that toilet, did you do a Boeree Bog?"

by Anacist June 3, 2009

Bog-Wash

A sexual act whereby the male/female decides to unload both the solid and liquid forms of waste from themselves onto thier partner, at the same time, thus giving the same effect as a traditional "Bog-Wash".

Oliver: You'd have sex with that beast of a girl Claire?!, i'd rather take a bog-washin' off Vanessa Feltz!

by J May 3, 2005

Bog Rocket

A poo covered penis

I pulled out my bog rocket after a did her up the behind

by Bare Dougie July 2, 2008