Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

by Bunsdads June 5, 2019

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Billy-Ray Bayang

When someone cuts or styles their front/sweeping bangs, unironically looking like a Billy Ray knockoff.

“I see you rockin’ the Billy-Ray Bayang today”
“She got the Billy-Ray Bayang”
“My bangs were so messed up when I woke up, I had the Billy-Ray Bayang

by for.the.bos October 16, 2022

pushing the Bayonet

When your body is Deteriorating from doing to many drugs and you continue getting high

Have you seen Erica lately she’s really pushing the bayonet! Someone should tell her the party has to end some time before she’s one with the fishes!

by DaDonDonTayTay March 18, 2025

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by xx_gamerboy69alphawolf_xx August 20, 2023