Battle Cats

The GIF explains it all

battle cats dude

by Pl3bber June 11, 2018

The Josh Battle

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare

Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!

by Allysa the dumbass April 24, 2021

battle skank

A rare variety of woman that prides herself on her skanking abilities. One which is ready and willing to engage in acts such as space docking or the legendary poop scissors.

Shane and I were out last night and encountered a real life battle skank. we identified her and no more than a second later she had her box spread open yelling "SOMEBODY SHIT IN ME!!!"

by deevon the dude May 26, 2017

Battle Pass

Another word for vape or e-cigarette so adults don't know what you're talking about.

"Dude guess what?"
"What?"
"I got a battle pass!"
"W!"

by montyboi420 August 27, 2023

Groin Battle

a particularly aggressive bout of coitus.

"Me and my bird had a bit of a groin battle last night"

"i don't fancy battling that beast"

"mmm i want to battle fuck out of her groin"

by charlie hazelwood April 28, 2009

laptop battle

When many men and women are sitting in the same coffee shop and all their laptops are flipped open.

I went into Cup of Joe Coffee Shop and saw a whole laptop battle going on inside.

by cu chulainn December 16, 2017

Rat Battle

Involves multiple rats fighting usually in a free for all. On special occasions team ups are even possible. Usually gambling is present at such events.

Have you ever been to a Rat Battle? Their fucking Exhilarating!

by twhitiswrong April 5, 2012