A rapid, improvised method of transferring freshly evacuated fecal matter from hand to toilet, typically occurring in moments of urgency, poor planning, or experimental bathroom behavior.
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.
Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop
• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs
• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique
How to perfect this method:
• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.
• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.
• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.
• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.
Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop
• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs
• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique
How to perfect this method:
• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.
• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.
• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.
• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”
1. “I was mid-shower and suddenly had to poop no time to think, just had to pull off the Brownie Batter Pass.”
2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”
3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”
2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”
3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”
by EthanolLancx August 9, 2025
Get the Brownie Batter Passmug. by ButterBatter August 30, 2020
Get the Baby battermug. 
A female cricketer - used since the woke MCC decided to use the word batter for male and female cricketers.
So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".
So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".
Hey Bruce did you see that the way the ball hit the fanny batter in the Oval last night?
Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard
Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard
by Dicky Mint September 23, 2021
Get the fanny battermug. Man, I had no idea whether she was a minger or minter, and still couldn't work it out after I slack battered her chin ...
by Ulazygit October 21, 2020
Get the Slack battermug. Slang for a promiscuous woman's vagina who doesn't shower often...... Saving all that batter for later.... AKA- cum dumpster
by Jo Duckhunt May 26, 2022
Get the Batter Satchelmug. Battered throuple syndrome is essentially Stockholm syndrome without the kidnapping. Typically BTS experienced by elder people. Sometimes occurs when a spouse dies and they latch onto another couple. The relationship of the three experiences feelings of love, attachment, trapped, and anxiety. Anxiety is often felt when separated from one or two. Trapped is experienced when one wants space from the two but they can not leave. They can run to the grocery store but they must return. Once one experiences BTS one can not escape.
My mom has battered throuple syndrome (BTS). She spends lots of time with a couple. She even sleeps in their bed. She sometimes calls the man her husband but she is confused by the dynamics of BTS.
by PuddyPieBrown May 15, 2025
Get the battered throuple syndromemug.