Sulking Bagger

Someone who bags groceries and ignores all the customers while looking angry and depressed. Usually very quiet because they give the silent treatment to everyone when pissed off.

When Cam was bagging groceries he placed all the items in plastic bags. The customer changed his mind and told him to put them in paper bags. He got upset and was very quiet the rest of the day sulking about the situation. He is a sulking bagger.

by Seth Martin Dresser March 10, 2020

Three-bagger

A northern colloquialism for some one who blindly follows orders, drawn from the nursery rhyme baa, baa, black sheep

Can't argue with him he's a three-bagger

by The northern bard November 23, 2020

Bagger

When someone sniffs gold spray paint

Girl: Look at kyle over there! Why is he passed out??

Boy: Well he is a bagger

by Nolife6996 April 6, 2017

Double Bagger

A woman who is so ugly that you have to put two bags over her head to have coitus with her, in case one of the bags falls off.

Hoyt picked up a double bagger at Roger's Roost right before the bar closed at two.

by Olaffffffvfrf May 14, 2017

Shadow bagger

A shadow bagger is a stranger who in public will stand so close behind you that you can't see them and they are out of your peripherals. Only when you turn your head or back/bump into them you notice them!

"Last night at the party I stepped out to check out the moon and I had no idea that Shadow Bagger Chris was standing behind me the whole time...next time I'm throwing an elbow!"

by Gunno 2 November 6, 2017

sagger baggers

A pair of breasts normally from a obese woman.

Person 1: Hey! Have you seen (insert name)'s tits?
Person 2: Yeah. A real pair of sagger baggers.
Person 1: Yep.

by StretZy May 20, 2016

Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 9, 2017