Someone from whom you can steal clothing and tampons. Their main purpose is to expand your closet and supplement your tampon supply.
Emily is my best friend. She's the reason that I seem to own twice as much clothing as I actually do.
by you_know_who_shmemers January 16, 2012
(Noun)
A good friend is a person who knows your best stories, your best friend has lived them with you. A friend is a person who you are attached to. They will always be there for you, no matter the situation. A friend will help you, even when they dont know how to help. Beware of fake friends, they will destroy you, see enemies. A friend is pretty much someone you can't live without.
Thanks Derek, for being the truly awesomely friend of all.
A good friend is a person who knows your best stories, your best friend has lived them with you. A friend is a person who you are attached to. They will always be there for you, no matter the situation. A friend will help you, even when they dont know how to help. Beware of fake friends, they will destroy you, see enemies. A friend is pretty much someone you can't live without.
Thanks Derek, for being the truly awesomely friend of all.
Mom: We have to go to South Carolina for Christmas, it's the only time we can be together as a whole family
Me: Of course we can't do it without my friend!
Me: Of course we can't do it without my friend!
by YouAreReadingThisLongName December 25, 2013
SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP)
YOUR LIFE’S A JOKE, YOUR BROKE, YOUR LOVE LIFE’S DOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT’S LIKE YOUR ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR,
WHEN IT HASN’T BEEN YOUR DAY, YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEARRRRR
I’LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU
YOUR LIFE’S A JOKE, YOUR BROKE, YOUR LOVE LIFE’S DOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT’S LIKE YOUR ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR,
WHEN IT HASN’T BEEN YOUR DAY, YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEARRRRR
I’LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU
by Kalfy October 06, 2018
Someone who says they care about you, but doesn’t. They will leave the SECOND something goes slightly wrong for them. Steer clear of the fakes of the world. They will break your heart.
by Frances Smith January 01, 2019
are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.
Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.
by makemusicnotlovestories March 14, 2019
Some one who throws their phone at you, kick your feet and threatens you everyday. It’s not called bullying it’s friendship and if they do that then buy them some food they deserve it
by ididurmomanddad January 11, 2019
by KayaFakeKat March 05, 2021