by A neutral opinion May 26, 2020
The act of shoving a Red Delicious apple into an anus and then eating it. Slice the apple to share with friends or keep the whole apple for yourself.
"Hey Bram, what are you doing after the One Direction concert?"
"I'm not sure, David. I actually might dirty apple Ashley."
"Wow Bram! I thought you two were just talking."
"I know, David. I think she might be the one for me."
"I'm not sure, David. I actually might dirty apple Ashley."
"Wow Bram! I thought you two were just talking."
"I know, David. I think she might be the one for me."
by Too hot to Handel December 10, 2014
A mysterious pastime involving apples. People are invited to a secret location. Once all participants have arrived, shut and lock the doors, close the windows, pull the black-out curtains and turn off the lights. You then proceed to pummel your friends whilst shouting "APPLE FIGHT BITCHES!" If apples are not making a "pew pew pew" sound, you're doing it wrong. For our American counterparts, apples may say "pew, pew, pew, 'merica"
"I showed up at this party and next thing I knew people were pummeling me with apples! WTF?"
"That was an apple fight dude"
"That was an apple fight dude"
by Hur Rue September 21, 2013
Dude 1: I'm so excited to visit the Big Apple this summer!
Dude 2: Dude, if you wanna blend in, don't EVER call it that...
Dude 2: Dude, if you wanna blend in, don't EVER call it that...
by AnalogKid17 January 05, 2012
I just have her a salty apple
by bustardbreasts September 30, 2018
Apple Chapel is best known to teenagers of the north shore in particular those from Knox Grammar.
Rumor has it that a teacher was coming back from detention when they heard a sound coming from inside the chapel. To their surprise they found two boys with their pants around their ankles and apple sauce in hand.
They say that they licked it of each other and used it as lube.
Needless to say the schools been stuck with the reputation ever since. Many people don't believe this to be true but after the arrest earlier this year.....well who knows.
Rumor has it that a teacher was coming back from detention when they heard a sound coming from inside the chapel. To their surprise they found two boys with their pants around their ankles and apple sauce in hand.
They say that they licked it of each other and used it as lube.
Needless to say the schools been stuck with the reputation ever since. Many people don't believe this to be true but after the arrest earlier this year.....well who knows.
by ily4uract October 07, 2009
that guy that wont shut up about his new macbook or iphone or imac or how great it is to own an apple product. I GET IT! YOU'RE HIP AND TRENDY! who gives a fuck...
prima: HEY! check out my new iPhone! it's got a BROWSER!
secunda: cool story bro... what an apple fag.
secunda: cool story bro... what an apple fag.
by ASSHAToftheCENTURY November 11, 2009