alcoholic hostility

alcohol performing its' 'magic' on a normally 'nice person', changing their personality somewhat like jekyll/hyde.

alcoholic hostility convinced john he was being 'stunk on,' which always immediately switched him into 'fighting mode'
alcoholic hostility had him/her taking on the most aggressive and nonsensical imagined positions...

by michael foolsley December 31, 2014

Gyroscopic Alcoholic

Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.

“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic”

by saintpat1966 November 02, 2019

Alcoholic Aquarium

Taking a mouth full of vodka and mixing it with Goldfish Crackers.

I'm going to take a Alcoholic Aquarium!

by JimmyMeowMeow May 27, 2023

Grandpa Alcohol

An affectionate term to refer to alcohol and its ability to earn you friends and make women like you.

"Hey man, I really like that chick, but I don't know how to take it to the next level."
"Sounds like you need to talk to Grandpa Alcohol."

by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011

anonymous alcoholics

Where people go drinking but don't tell each other their names

I don't know you, but let's get drunk. We'll go to anonymous alcoholics

by Suiper December 08, 2017

Discovering Alcoholic

A person who consumes many different alcoholic beverages while drinking.

Joe: "Hey Rob, look at Nash at the end of the bar drinking a glass of wine."
Rob: "So what?"
Joe: "Well he just had a shot and a beer and before that he had a margarita !"
Rob: "Wow ! He's a discovering alcoholic."

by Inkanyamba March 01, 2011

hard alcoholic

A person who does not consume alcohol but partakes in hard drugs.

Friend, make me a strong mocktail heavy on the cocaine rim– please, for I am a hard alcoholic! Also, a ginger ale on the side. Thank you so much.

by lance_u_skokie February 16, 2017