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Alcohol d.j

The type of d.j. at a nightclub mostly full of underage people who’s music only sounds good after you’ve had a few drinks
Oh my god I hate being the sober friend, this bar is full of alcohol d.j’s
by Hippie chippy December 18, 2018
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Gyroscopic Alcoholic

Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.
“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic
by saintpat1966 November 1, 2019
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Grandpa Alcohol

An affectionate term to refer to alcohol and its ability to earn you friends and make women like you.
"Hey man, I really like that chick, but I don't know how to take it to the next level."
"Sounds like you need to talk to Grandpa Alcohol."
by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011
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Eco-Alcoholic

An eco alcoholic is someone who acts drunk but not has consumed alcohol
That man doesn't drink alcohol but he drunk? He's an Eco-Alcoholic
by Grenadian Terrance June 7, 2018
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anonymous alcoholics

Where people go drinking but don't tell each other their names
I don't know you, but let's get drunk. We'll go to anonymous alcoholics
by Suiper December 8, 2017
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hard alcoholic

A person who does not consume alcohol but partakes in hard drugs.
Friend, make me a strong mocktail heavy on the cocaine rim– please, for I am a hard alcoholic! Also, a ginger ale on the side. Thank you so much.
by lance_u_skokie February 15, 2017
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