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Albert

49ers for life kind of guy. A fabulous chef. Really likes researching random sometimes slightly useless things! Has killer fashion sense, a staple of his wardrobe being crocs 🐊. Will fight you if you bad mouth something he loves and cares about.
Person 1: did you hear about the guy Albert beat up last week?
Person 2: Yeah apparently he was talking shit about the 49ers.
by Hannnah._.Grace January 30, 2022
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Albert

Usually ditches friends to mess with girls
Usually likes girls whose name starts with an E or an S =Albert
by Maybe I’ll November 30, 2019
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albert

my cat albert is sooo fucking autistic
by joeseph mamanem October 4, 2019
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albert

funny man that is FAT
" albert is fat "
by AK - 0 September 18, 2022
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Albert Bach Frandsen

The most sexy person that you would ever have to meet. You will never be able to find a more atrractive peronality on planet Earth.

He's super-intelligent, super kind, super popular. He's made of pure girl-magnets
Girl: I just saw Albert Bach Frandsen! What should I do?
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.
by Albert's admirerer September 20, 2017
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Albert

Someone really straight and incredibly epic who drowns in pussay

Someone who gets female attention without even trying
Johnny sins is an ALBERT

Oh look how much females he gets, he must be an ALBERT
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Colin Albert

Very sexy and makes lots of children with all people.
by Bbc man69 January 21, 2022
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