Honduran alarm clock

is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.
Sharon fell asleep during sex so i gave her a honduran alarm clock to start off her morning
by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 26, 2010
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Porcine Alarm Clock

The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.
"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"

And

"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"
by TommyGunz519 September 11, 2011
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desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
by Garydog November 19, 2021
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Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
by GayNegroid69 February 16, 2020
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Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
by GayNegroid69 February 16, 2020
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Indian alarm clock

is when you drink a lot of water before sleeping. The need to relieve oneself wakes one up.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.
I'm going to bed right after I set my Indian alarm clock.
by November 30, 2022
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japan eas alarm

the calmest thing ever (except if u r living in japan then it ugly)
The japan eas alarm is very calming.
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