Honduran alarm clock

is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.

Sharon fell asleep during sex so i gave her a honduran alarm clock to start off her morning

by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 28, 2010

Raspberry Alarm Clock

The Raspberry alarm clock is the process of waking up a person through the act of licking their asshole.

Yeah, I knew it wasnt gonna work out with that girl when she gave me a raspberry alarm clock.

by MailBoxHead January 23, 2014

the all queer alarm

Slang. Noun. It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.

Hayyy! Is the coast clear? No tornado? Idk I haven’t heard the all queer alarm. The what?! Wym? It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.

by B-rizzle June 24, 2019

False chicken alarm

When you're agitated to get some chicken delivered and then when you can't you realise you don't want any

And I wasnt a false chicken alarm or nothing

by Queen of ceriog November 5, 2019

Bangkok Alarm Clock

Blowing your load in a sleeping girls face to give her an unexpected warm wake up in the morning

Gave my girl a Bangkok Alarm clock this morning

by Shmiwe April 14, 2020

Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020