one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.

Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"

by DEADMAN#! September 28, 2020

second pee

When you finish peeing, and you pull your pants up and pee a little more in your pants.

"hey bro, did you piss your pants?"
"No, I just experienced second pee."
"Lol"

by Me0wme0wgang January 17, 2020

Disturbing Seconds

An internet cartoon about some freakish kid with a mental condition.

Guy: Disturbing Seconds freaks me out.

by Choo-Choo McGrew March 9, 2007

Soggy Seconds

Literal: Having sex with woman who has just done the same already (most likely in an orgy situation)

Figurative: Having sex with a friend's ex-girlfriend too soon after they've broken up.

Dude! How could you fuck Rosie? Frank only broke up with her last week. Talk about soggy seconds!

by MrSoggy July 20, 2010

Josie second

A Josie second is an infinitely small amount of time if you want someone to get out of a challenge use Josie seconds

You have 5 Josie seconds to win

by smartboithatknowshowtospell April 10, 2021

Jørgen the second

The new way less cool horse of pewdiepie

Jørgen the second is used as a replacement for Jørgen the first, he will be missed

by Jørgen the first (2019-2019) June 29, 2019

second gentleman

Is the second person in line to have sex with a prostitute/ escort.

She must be really busy today, I’m the second gentleman to see her.

by NickM808 January 28, 2021