‘i wish i was scarlett milner’
by fbgm love it December 01, 2022
Drag ‘performer’, if by performer you count putting on women’s clothes and adopting the simplest two or three moves over and over whilst flapping your mouth open and closed with no particular regard to the song being played.
Often found complaining that the ‘audience’ (people out for a drink who have to be subjected to this narcissistic nonsense) are talking over ‘her’ act.
The entire bar could mime the song and this ‘artist’ would still be the one least worth watching. With less energy than a dead battery and make up that looks like a tshirt screen printer has applied it, this is truly the lowest common denominator of drag. The emaciated gay boy wanting so desperately to fit in and finding a home in the drag community in the hope that ‘any old shit will do’
No comedy. No performance. No dance skills. No energy. No synchronicity with the music. No nothing. A man in a dress and poor make up.
Its not time to quit drag. You never started.
Often found complaining that the ‘audience’ (people out for a drink who have to be subjected to this narcissistic nonsense) are talking over ‘her’ act.
The entire bar could mime the song and this ‘artist’ would still be the one least worth watching. With less energy than a dead battery and make up that looks like a tshirt screen printer has applied it, this is truly the lowest common denominator of drag. The emaciated gay boy wanting so desperately to fit in and finding a home in the drag community in the hope that ‘any old shit will do’
No comedy. No performance. No dance skills. No energy. No synchronicity with the music. No nothing. A man in a dress and poor make up.
Its not time to quit drag. You never started.
That Scarlett Hoe-Hansen is a bit lame. If I wanted entertainment in the form of someones hands trembling in the air I’d rob a bank.
by TessCo August 12, 2022
A female human who has little morals, apathetic, and is never serious. Tough life, tough body, ready to fight.
by Alcoholiccrackasaurus February 19, 2020
"I totally got some scarlett divide after the party last week."
David dreamed of crossing the scarlett divide ever since he saw his first naked chick on the computer at the library when he thought no one was looking.
David dreamed of crossing the scarlett divide ever since he saw his first naked chick on the computer at the library when he thought no one was looking.
by tranks November 29, 2013
A very sexy being who always slays with their hairstyle and always has a gf under their arm like an accessory.
Basically your typical sexy, alt, emo, lesbian.
Basically your typical sexy, alt, emo, lesbian.
by slayalemelamie August 18, 2022
by Jeremy:) September 23, 2021
My wife/fiance :) I love them please like this if you know someone named scarlett also your invited to the wedding congrats also hope you have a good day or night or afternoon and dont forget to take care of yourself
by Jeremy:) September 25, 2021