Dane Cook

A has-been comedian turned bad actor who makes jokes that only idiots with single-digit I.Q's would think are even remotely funny.
Tommy: Hey Sean, there's Dane Cook.
Sean: Yeah he's such a douche. He should do another dreadful movie with Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson.
by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010
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Cooks Source

Also known as Cooks Source Magazine, a Magazine from New England, which is full of thieves, crooks, and liars. An organization comparable with death, Nazis, and poop.

In anger, people started to revolt to protect what was rightfully theirs. After all, Cooks Source was the center of all evil. And as people started using Cook Source as a term in conversation, new phrase had been born.

To use the term, simply state something terrible and blame it on Cooks Source, chances are it actually was their fault in the first place.
Cooks Source blocked the adoption of the metric system.
by John Smithh II November 05, 2010
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Google cooking

To google two or more food ingredients on a searchbot and look for results to make recipes.
A related word to Google cooking is 'fridge Googling': search Google for sites that have recipes for whatever you have in that fridge of yours and prepare meals from the search-sites' results.

Also, 'madmomming' is for bored moms who now can modify their recipes searching food-fanatics' sites like epicurious.com in order to make new ones (the same as gamemodders, these moms are called 'madmommers').
by hammer---;, hytham May 03, 2007
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Norman Cook

Person 1 : I got Fatboy Slim's autograph on the weekend

Person 2 : Cool, lets see it!

Person 1 : There you go 'Norman Cook'
by charlie@djt.net.au November 04, 2005
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Dane Cooked

When a phrase, song, object, or just thing in general gets so overused that its not funny and/or cool anymore. Although it seems wicked sweet at first you soon realize everyone else who you have tagged as douche bags are saying the same things as you except poorly. Dane cook is a great comedian, i dont need the fat chick in the grade yelling his jokes in my face at lunch when im just trying to eat my god damn chicken patty.
1) -Yo man are you going to watch Summer Heights High later?

-Nah bro that shit got dane cooked.


by Bob (rull talk) Suarez February 13, 2009
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friendship cook

A person of the opposite sex who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. Said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their passion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.

A true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circumstances.
1.Birthday/Holidays
2.Not feeling well
3.Drunk meals

Yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like "Ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. I mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me"

Is that normal?

Friend: no man..shits fucked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means...check her closet..bet theres a shrine..
by Crystal J March 27, 2008
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University cooking

All the work that is done requiring the use of a lot more words than usually needed.
«I had no idea what that question was about, so I succeeded in not making a fool of myself by doing some university cooking».

«The teacher asked for a 16-page study. After my normal work, I was up to 8, but after adding some university cooking, it reached a mere 15 pages.»
by Jean-Frederic March 04, 2008
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