A teacher or professor in her cougar years with a large bust, full lips and wide hips. Thought of as being attractive, and has certainly been the cause of many stains on high school and college guys bed sheets.
Dude 1: Remember our old english teacher Ms. Baker?
Dude 2: Was she the one with phat ass tits, fat ass lips and bangin' ass lips?
Dude 1: Hell yeah dawg!
Dude 2: Was she the one with phat ass tits, fat ass lips and bangin' ass lips?
Dude 1: Hell yeah dawg!
by Mister_Nøgenhat January 3, 2017
Get the Ms. Bakermug. Parents tell daughters they can be anything they want, whether it's CEO of a company or CEO of the country (aka President of the United States). Apparently, they're all full of s*** since the female's ultimate role, according to the so-called "pro-life" movement, is to serve as a sperm baker for the male gender, specifically, his sperm.
by FedUpWithBeingBitchSlappedYetLadies? May 26, 2006
Get the sperm bakermug. One who puts the pussy on a Pedastole.
Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam-baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.
Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam-baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.
Usually your best friends, friend talks up the pussy but your buddies in fact know he's GAY.
Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.
Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.
by G-MONEY06492 August 2, 2006
Get the clam bakermug. I someone you can always can count on, a true friend, and a person who won't judge you no matter what
by Noodledudebrotho December 3, 2016
Get the tyler bakermug. Sexual intercourse involving 12 men and one girl which includes fucking her vagina, ass, mouth, tits, hands, chin , feet and back of the knees. At the end she should be sprayed with a fountain of cum causing her to drown.
by John2493 February 10, 2010
Get the bakers dozenmug. A Bakers Dozen is a recent Marine Corps tradition in which 13 people evacuate their bowels into one toilet consecutively without flushing. Can be a highly effective corrective measure, but isn't always done for any particular reason. As all things in the Marine Corps, the Bakers Dozen must be executed with the utmost professionalism, integrity, and attention to detail.
SGT: "Give me 3 bodies!"
*3 PFCs jump up"
SGT: "Go grab a shovel out of the supply closet and head to second deck, room 215."
PFC: "What do you want us to do with a shovel on second deck, SGT?"
SGT: "Another Bakers Dozen, the 3rd fucking one this month. Expect to hear it from Gunny during the brief tomorrow..."
PFC: "YUT YUT, BLOOD GUTS KILL RAH"
*3 PFCs jump up"
SGT: "Go grab a shovel out of the supply closet and head to second deck, room 215."
PFC: "What do you want us to do with a shovel on second deck, SGT?"
SGT: "Another Bakers Dozen, the 3rd fucking one this month. Expect to hear it from Gunny during the brief tomorrow..."
PFC: "YUT YUT, BLOOD GUTS KILL RAH"
by Alvin J Yakitori June 15, 2013
Get the Bakers Dozenmug. by squid_x January 11, 2021
Get the bakers shitmug.