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Yank

A cock. A dick. A penis.

This is a NOUN, not a verb.
Marcy said: I can't wait to jump on Chad's YANK tonight!
by Jazzybeany January 19, 2012
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Suicide Yank

A person who Ties a rope to a heavy object, including they're neck, then yanking they're body forward as hard as possible to kill they're self
Random person: How did he commit suicide!?
Detective: Looks like he did a suicide Yank.
by OMGWOWHILYMOLY July 1, 2022
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Agony Yank

noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.
Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?

Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...
by Yankster October 20, 2008
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in a yank

In a hurry or in a rush, usually used when someone is late or when tempers are running high

Origin: Probably Midwestern United States
Calm down, we don't have to be in a yank to get out of here.

If you hadn't lost your keys, we wouldn't have been in such a yank to get to the party on time
by the_belgian_sky October 6, 2020
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Yank

by Chopianna April 6, 2020
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Yank Drank

Taking many hits of Jankem in order to get very high and while high, drinking the remnant shit and piss out of the jar thus increasing your level of high
David: "Bro, you down to do a Yank Drank tonight"

Ishan: " Dude, you know i'm always down for that shit, literally"

David: " Let's get nasty"
by Norse111 December 19, 2012
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Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017
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