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Penis Whistle

A penis whistle is when you blow into your victims penis and the sound of a whistle comes out there arsehole.
i will give u a penis whistle if u dont shut the hell up!
by merpderpp December 23, 2010
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nose whistle

Not quite a snore, but more than heavy breathing thru your nose. That high pitched whistle from a properly stuffed nose
She had a nasty nose whistle that kept me up all night.
by pjgrossman January 24, 2008
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douche whistle

A man who has a girl move in and puts her in the spare room to watch his bastard child, while he brings home fat chicks to sleep in his bed.
I thought he was a real douche whistle when I saw the naked chick go to the bathroom. But the baby was crying so I couldnt ask.
by slangmasterbitches October 15, 2008
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Dick Whistle

A noise that comes from the air of a queef or a fart travelling over the veins of a man's erect penis during sexual intercourse. Every man has a different dickwhistle because every man has veins in different places and of different sizes.
Billy's dick whistle is short and high-pitched because he has a small and not very veiny penis.

Jamal's dick whistle is long and triumphant, like a trombone.
by TheManColin November 6, 2009
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dirty whistle

When a person blows in another persons' asshole, thus creating a whistling sound.
Frank gave me a dirty whistle and my ass now tastes like orbit gum. Dirty mouth?
by Ms. Alisa September 30, 2006
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muppet whistle

1.

when a boy or man has big and/or curly hair.

2.

An ugly guy between the ages of 14-18.

3.

something you say or do when you see an ugly guy.
1.

Heather: "whoa! look at that guys hair! he's a muppet!"

2.

Jessica: "that guy wants to dance with me."

Marie: "no way!! he's a muppet!"

3.

Girl 1to Girl 2: "I saw this hideous guy at the club the other night and he asked me to dance, so i had to blow the *muppet whistle*!"
by reinbby June 30, 2011
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fart whistle

Fart Whistle is when a human farts and it sounds like a whistle... I don't know what the he'll you where expecting.
Damn SETH that was a Damn good fart whistle! ;)
by broley38 August 24, 2017
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