Wet the lungs

The act in which an individual or small collective congregate to partake in the eloquent art of vaping.

Vapist 1: "Do you want to go get some fresh air?"
Vapist 2: "Yeah bro I'd love to go wet the lungs right now"
*Vapist 1 and 2 clutch hands and walk into the sunset with clouds flowing from their silhouettes*

by The Wicked 10 November 21, 2018

wet winston

A finger is moistened with saliva and stuck up another's butt, evil cousin of the Wet Willie

I gave her a Wet Willie and she responded with a Wet Winston

by BigSandy September 10, 2013

Wet Poopyface

The most devastating insult you could ever use on someone. Only use this insult if you wish to destroy your enemy. Far stronger and more powerful than just a normal, pathetic "Poopyface". Again, be careful with this word. Many people have gone mad by abusing it.

Jessica is a Wet Poopyface. I shouldn't use that insult too much though.

by WPF_POOPY January 22, 2019

Wet nuts

The gonads of a man who has recently had intercourse and who’s nuts are still freshly brined in the glorious pussy juice of a consenting female

Bro#1: how’d your date go last night?
Bro#2: let’s just say I got a bad case of wet nuts

by Uncle Matt July 7, 2018

wet penguin

When a male gets a little bit too exited when he's talking to a very beautiful girl and accidentally cums prematurely. By having wet pants, the male usually walks in a weird manner resembling a penguins method of walking.

joe:hey mary girl i always loved.
mary: your so fine i want you inside me now!!
joe: really!!!!!
mary: yes
joe:** FUCK i prematurely cummed myself!!
(in a distance)
Tom: hey billy, look at that looser kid, he has a wet penguin.
Billy: hahaha i bet he wont ever get laid.

by Greg Matthew's Lewis April 5, 2008

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly

Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck

by Matans February 25, 2010

Wet Dream

When you cum yourself in your sleep, usually as a result of not masturbating for too long. Mildly annoying when you wake up at 5 AM with cum all over your clothes or the bed. Luckily all you have to do to avoid them is jack off regularly

I had a wet dream last night so I’ve been awake since 6 AM. I gotta jack off more.

by Wittyusernamehaha May 22, 2022