A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.

I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.

by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023

Welcome to Sweetie Pie's

an American reality television series starring the family of former Ikette Robbie Montgomery, and also focuses on the running of their collection of soul food restaurants, Sweetie Pie's. The series premiered on October 15, 2011, and ended on June 9, 2018, on the Oprah Winfrey Network.

Welcome to Sweetie Pie's premiered on Oprah Winfrey Network on October 15, 2011. On April 14, 2018, OWN announced that the series will end after the ninth season. The ninth and final season premiered on May 1, 2018.

by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023

Pennsylvania Welcome

Getting your teeth rattled out and car’s suspension destroyed by potholes and shoddy road repairs encountered shortly after entering PA roadways.

That Pennsylvania welcome bent both of my front rims.

by Miles long August 21, 2023

Welcome to the Internet

1. It is a song by Bo Burnham
2. It could also be used to reply to stupid comments, normally on YouTube.

¹ Person 1: Welcome to the Internet
Person 2: Have a look around

² Person 1: Omg guys stop using the 🤓 emoji it's so annoying!!!
Person 2: Welcome to the Internet!

by HERMEEEES_dawling September 3, 2023

Welcome to Fudge Mountain

The line you mutter after walking out of a Poopy Fortress

*walks out of poopy fortress* *says happily: "Welcome to Fudge Mountain!"*

by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019

French welcome

When a French expat wants to move back to France, the government requirements are far greater than moving out.

When I go back to my country. I’ll get a French welcome

by CrispyKriz February 7, 2021

Welcome

Welcoming somebody to your property

Welcome, Sir.

by Revilo oh Revilo February 23, 2021