weiner washer

Someone who washes weiners in their spare time usually at a hardee’s

guy 1: your a weiner washer matthew

guy 2: i know you cunt

by All Wrapped Up March 3, 2019

Indian washer fluid

To defecate on the front windshield of your car, sit inside without wiping, then turn the wiper blades on the highest setting.

“I finally got those bugs off my windshield!”

“How’d you do it?”

“I used some Indian washer fluid.”

“Haven’t heard of it.”

“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”

*cleans windshield*

“Oh.”

by Hezezezezezfijigigihuillopitsi May 17, 2019

David Warner

David is a meesenbop that has extremely old fashioned hair.

David Warner is an uh oh spaghettionoonononooonooo

by ianboomer October 15, 2019

Levi Wagner

When you have to vigorously masturbait so you’re not stiff.

The other night I had to Levi Wagner before the big game.

by Fetzl October 16, 2019

Ryan Wagner

Hottest guy alive. Likely was bred in a lab by aliens to attract females. Well endowed.

I really want to f*** Ryan Wagner

by Swankdank November 17, 2019

Chris Wagner

When client is told workers are approaching burn out, they do absolutely nothing and lose them anyway. Nature is to squeeze every last drop of resources to their advantage and cut cost as much as possible.

Cat's pulling a Chris Wagner .

by CLOLO December 10, 2019

Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.

“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”

by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020