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Wet Wallet

When you finger a girl to near orgasm and then preform a Backbreaker on her.
Guy 1: so I went over to her house and gave her the Wet Wallet .
Guy 2: what the hell dude, did you at least take her to the hospital?

Guy 1: Uhh...
by TheOnlineGuy69 March 11, 2018
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Wang Wallet

Oh yeah. Spread them legs and let me at that wang wallet.
by binarysoldier August 28, 2008
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Wallet Whipped

To gain goods or services otherwise unattainable by excessive overpayment.
The line to the club was wrapped around the block and we were eight drunk dudes deep, so Yost wallet whipped the shit out of the doorman and got us a table.
by Skyler Addison March 4, 2007
mugGet the Wallet Whippedmug.

concrete wallet

I'm so rich I have a concrete wallet.
by kccobb August 11, 2008
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Wallet opener

A phrase referring to son or daughter, offspring and the fact that children inevitably are expensive and ask for money/ things from their parents.
The wallet openers came shopping as well and we ended up getting John a new pair of trainers.
by Northern_Monkey June 9, 2011
mugGet the Wallet openermug.

Egg Wallet

Demi was excited about her boyfriend, " oh man, I'm gonna get punched in the egg wallet by a sausage fist tonight"
by Bophed March 19, 2016
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Cum Wallet

A wallet glazed in a fine layer of cum, all the way through, the inside and the outside
"Can you go fetch me my cum wallet, the pizza man's here"
"If you don't have a cum wallet, you're not a real man"
by Cthu1hu December 20, 2019
mugGet the Cum Walletmug.

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