Willy Chang

When you have a Willy SO legendary it doesn't fit on the scale. This could be in terms of length, girth or just all round epic ness. English people and Swedish people are most commonly known for Willy Chang’s. Now there is an opposite term for this being “Chilly Wang” when your willy is so lame and unimpressive.

Example 1
Charlie: Omg did you hear Jon has a Willy Chang
Dominic: Wow no way
Example 2
Harry: Don’t you think Jon’s Chilly Wang is sooooo lame
Klajdi: Yeah, I’d have to agree. It’s pathetic

by Orla_Anna June 30, 2022

Willy Walrus

when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat and comes out of her nostril.

yoooo y'all know that girl Avrie. I just "willy walrused" her last night!!

by bigpussyeater445 March 30, 2022

jacks willy

Absolutely massive, destroys anything it touches, beware it's property of lish

Have you seen jacks willy what a silly willy

by Tom Norbert June 2, 2017

Willy Waggler

Someone who is a keen masturbater.

Mom: 'Just caught Andy jerking off again'

Dad: 'Again?! He's a right little Willy Waggler isn't he'

by Comfy94s July 12, 2011

little willy

a song from the 1972 by a british glamrock band called "sweet"

Little Willy by sweet

North side , east side
Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he's the king around town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly with his star-shine shimmy, shuffle down
Way past one, and feeling alright
'Cause with little Willy 'round they can last all night
Hey down, stay down, stay downtown

'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home

Up town, downtown
Little Willy, Willy drives them wild with his run-around style
Inside, outside
Willy sends them silly with his star-shine, shimmy shuffle smile
Mama done chase Willy down through the hall
But laugh, Willy, laugh, he don't care at all
Hey down, stay down, stay downtown

'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home

Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't

Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home

Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home

" remember that little willy song from the 70s, it was addicting"

by kennethyorkm May 10, 2006

bruce willis

Bruce willis can single handidly take out 21 russian mercinaire,s with no shoes on!

graham: oi steve put some shoes on and change your burgandy trousers.

Everyone: laughs.

steve: carfull ill pull of a bruce willis.

by rodam July 11, 2006

Willy Head

1. A phrase often used to inform someone of the fact that their head has similar visual qualities to that of the male genitalia.

2. I playground insult, possibly the most effective of them all

3. Two totally unrelated words that have been placed side by side.

(All definitions exemplified by my marvelous assistants John and Martin)

1. John - Hey Martin, your head resembles a penis...

Martin - Are you saying that I have a Willy Head?

John - It appears so...

Martin - Huh

*Both walk off*

2. Martin - Oii John, I'm better than you at Football

John - Willy Head!

*Martin backs off*

3. John - Willy... Head

Martin - That was random.

John - Indeed.

by worriedsmiley.com July 4, 2011