Alabama Whoopee

The Alabama Whoopee is a sex position in which a whoopee cushion is inserted into the female's vagina. when the male on top sticks his dick in it makes squishy fart sounds resalting in the good ol Alabama whoopee

Chad: dud I just did the Alabama Whoopee on my girl last night and the sounds made my mom wake up.

Josh: damn bro that's crazy.

by the define guy January 14, 2021

can of whoopass

Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on.

Are you going to quit whining, or am I gonna have to open up a can of whoopass on you?

by Sparkly Minx November 15, 2003

DJ Whoo Kid

DJ Whoo Kid (born Yves Mondesire in Haiti) is a hip hop DJ. He is best known for being the official DJ of the hip hop group G-Unit. He styles himself as "The Mixtape King." He is currently signed to G-Unit Records as well as his subsidiary label, called Shadyville Entertainment. He is the host of Hollywood Saturdays on Sirius/XM Radio.

DJ Whoo Kid has also become a regular feature on MTV, both on the website’s Mixtape Mondays feature on which he is regularly applauded for his tapes and more recently on the channels Direct Effect show with LALA, where they have given him the chance to co-host, along with the artist he is featuring on his current mixtape.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ October 18, 2009

WHOOPIN

Term used mostly by black people describing what happens to kids when they get into trouble. A whoopin can be given with anything your mama picks up. (belt, switch, hair brush, fly swatter, etc.) Also, years ago in black neighborhoods, you could get your ass whooped by any adult on your street who saw you doing something bad. Also, alot of older black folks firmly believe in whoopin kids' asses.

Kid #1: Hey Jaquan let's go flatten Ms. Peaches' tires!
Jaquan: Naw man cause I sho' dont want another whoopin today.

by Ms. Chocolate October 10, 2006

Whoopin the Mule

An act of manual stimulation or masturbation performed by a male, in which the penis is stroked with a harsh, lashing motion. Often performed either early in the morning or late evening in the summer months.

Ricky, the lasagna will get cold honey if you don't get in here and eat. Sorry mom I've been upstairs whoopin the mule.

by cactusjuice53 February 27, 2009

whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1

by Brett April 26, 2005

WHOOPSH

a mistake or a derogatory term. Pronounced like the word whoops, with and h at the end. (Typically said in a grandma tone)

WHOOPSH I dropped a penny.
WHOOPSH my wig fell off!
That was a big whoopsh!!!!!!!
He likes whoopshin it!
whoopsh that!

by Amanda Me March 27, 2010