Classic Volco

When you win a match by pure luck

1: "FFS how did I lose this??"
2: "Nah man he just pulled a Classic Volco"

by WaterfallSTUNT October 24, 2017

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naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!

"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"

by robert himself November 22, 2021

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David Volonte

very cool and very y2k Amy Winehouse stan and political king

OMG! Did you see David Volonte's orange hat today?

by hightechqueen November 24, 2021

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The Voltorb

A sex move in which the man uses a tazer on his balls just as he's about to nut, giving an electric orgasm to the recipient at a cost.

He did the voltorb to supercharge his nut.

by Pokeghoul November 9, 2022

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Augustin Volkov

Augustin Volkov is a lone wolf precisely due to his high fidelity and morality. He's very charming and possesses a reproductive organ as big as his heart. Despite having the look of an emo boy or trying to imitate Edward from Twilight, he's very serious about his life goals and wide range of anime choices. Getting to know Augustin is a stroke of luck; he's the kind of person who can both charm and deeply frustrate you at the same time. Also, he stands out as someone with a truly unique musical preference.

-Do you know who this emo boy, Augustin Volkov, is?
-Sure, a special and handsome boy. Wanna fu_k him so rude.

by LIVIA BORMASHINA August 25, 2023

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