by Ava Weiner February 18, 2019

When you jerk off while watching a vegan perform fellatio on a dildo because they do not put meat in their mouth.
I met a really nice girl at the farmer's market, we really hit it off but I only ended up getting a vegan blowjob that night.
by The Real Wiz 76 November 25, 2019

by Aritox YT March 22, 2022

Craft beer: hey what you drinking ?
“ oh it’s a bud”
Craft beer: why do you drink that? Can you even get that with hints of apricot?
“ easy there beer vegan”
Craft beer: pff
“ oh it’s a bud”
Craft beer: why do you drink that? Can you even get that with hints of apricot?
“ easy there beer vegan”
Craft beer: pff
by Grassseed July 14, 2018

Julio and Ronald where chillin' like villains outside the vegan food store when Amanda walked out. The three of them then went back behind the store and had a vegan roast.
by Hugh Janas January 22, 2015

That Vegan Teacher: Eat Your Vegetables
Me: I don't like vegetables, fuck vegetables, I want McDonalds'
Me: I don't like vegetables, fuck vegetables, I want McDonalds'
by iambetterthanyou.com September 18, 2021

A diet consisting of fruits, vegetables, legumes, starches, nuts, seeds, spices, sea vegetables, cruciferous vegetables, sometimes supplements (vitamin b12). Often accompanied by recommendations to get sun exposure and daily exercise. (Vegan- meaning without animal products.)
Peter wanted to try improving his heart health so he tried eating a WFPB Vegan diet.
Rebecca went vegan and soon after decided to eat WFPB vegan for her health.
WFPB Vegan eating changed Jenny’s energy levels, causing her to study nutrition.
NutritionFacts.org has a daily WFPB Vegan checklist called the “Daily Dozen”.
Rebecca went vegan and soon after decided to eat WFPB vegan for her health.
WFPB Vegan eating changed Jenny’s energy levels, causing her to study nutrition.
NutritionFacts.org has a daily WFPB Vegan checklist called the “Daily Dozen”.
by Debt19 May 16, 2019
