Vegan Blowjob

When you jerk off while watching a vegan perform fellatio on a dildo because they do not put meat in their mouth.

I met a really nice girl at the farmer's market, we really hit it off but I only ended up getting a vegan blowjob that night.

by The Real Wiz 76 November 25, 2019

Daniel-Veganism

A specific type of veganism that manifests itself when one becomes completely deficient in every category of nutrition due to an obsessive compulsive disorder. This type of veganism usually results in the person becoming a complete recluse who wants to live alone and not contribute to society but finds this extremely hard to do because of the modern society. Usually an individual practicing Daniel-Veganism despises corporate business and can be extremely hypocritical.

"Don't tell me you have taken up Daniel-Veganism!"

by pencilpusher2 September 5, 2013

Vegan Roast

A sexual pig roast where the woman in the middle is vegan.

Julio and Ronald where chillin' like villains outside the vegan food store when Amanda walked out. The three of them then went back behind the store and had a vegan roast.

by Hugh Janas January 22, 2015

Vegan Wanker

A part-time vegan but a full time wanker.

You want to be a meditating, creative, yogi with the strength and flexibility of Ghandi and BOY do you tell people about it. But you are constantly failing.

You definitely do yoga, and let everyone know about it through all available social media and by literally hollering it down the street while riding your fixie bike.

You film yourself doing yoga, the morning after a heavy binge session where you danced on the bar and went home with your friends little brother.

It's all in the juxtaposition of aiming high... and falling so low.

This morning I saw Fiona and she was telling me about this organic, sustainable farm she's working on this summer to learn about health conscious and mindful, vegan food production. Then I spotted her later from afar and she was inhaling a full family size packet of crisps. She's such a Vegan Wanker

by Vegan Wanker November 7, 2015

beer vegan

A person who drinks craft beer and just needs to talk about it

Craft beer: hey what you drinking ?

“ oh it’s a bud”
Craft beer: why do you drink that? Can you even get that with hints of apricot?
“ easy there beer vegan”
Craft beer: pff

by Grassseed July 14, 2018

Vegan Yip

The random Hicupping noise that tends to come sporadically from vegans. "The Yip" as it's sometimes called has no specific candence but tends to come at completely random intervals and is a by product of not eating meat. Since the afflicted individual has no control over the yip it has been known to cause multiple problems and has coined the term Yipped yourself which is when the yip causes you to shit your pants.

"That dude just Yipped himself!"
That chick has a serious vegan yip going on all she eats in Quinoa

by The Real Real OG June 3, 2018

WFPB Vegan

A diet consisting of fruits, vegetables, legumes, starches, nuts, seeds, spices, sea vegetables, cruciferous vegetables, sometimes supplements (vitamin b12). Often accompanied by recommendations to get sun exposure and daily exercise. (Vegan- meaning without animal products.)

Peter wanted to try improving his heart health so he tried eating a WFPB Vegan diet.

Rebecca went vegan and soon after decided to eat WFPB vegan for her health.

WFPB Vegan eating changed Jenny’s energy levels, causing her to study nutrition.

NutritionFacts.org has a daily WFPB Vegan checklist called the “Daily Dozen”.

by Debt19 May 16, 2019