Red velvet surprise

When a male/female licks a menstruating woman’s anus and period blood has seeped down to it.

-Bro, Jessica gave me a red velvet surprise last night...
-that’s why I only eat ass with the lights on.

by Sharpsean October 12, 2020

Cajun Velvet Rope

When a person with facial burns and missing teeth gives a guy head scraping the shaft on the scars

Remember Tonya from that fire? She gives the best Cajun velvet rope since she healed.

by vvenum November 24, 2018

red velvet pudding

Soupy mix found in a skanks panties...consisting of 1/2 period flow and 1/2 anal pudding.

Erastus put his hand inside LaTosha's tight leopard-print leggings, but felt something with the consistency of a damp sponge full of cheese curds...when his hand came up full of red velvet pudding he knew the time was not right for ghetto love.

by CoonTastic December 4, 2014

The Velvet Underground

An awesome punk band from the 60s. Somehow they just stopped writing songs. One of their guitarists, Malcom Young, however, went on to keep performing in the kick-ass band AC/DC with his little brother, Angus Young

If I were to choose the Velvet Underground from Velvet Revolver, I'd have to go with Underground.

by BeefJerky Man September 25, 2004

velvet sausage wallet

A vagina.

Man that chick had some good velvet sausage wallet.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

velvet hammer

A sweet or soft drink topped off with a shot of everclear.

Give him a Velvet Hammer, it's his 21st birthday.

by Highball June 3, 2016

Velvet patty wagon

The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with.

My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon

by Gordon Steward January 5, 2004