by Ava Weiner February 18, 2019
Get the Vegan beefmug. A specific type of veganism that manifests itself when one becomes completely deficient in every category of nutrition due to an obsessive compulsive disorder. This type of veganism usually results in the person becoming a complete recluse who wants to live alone and not contribute to society but finds this extremely hard to do because of the modern society. Usually an individual practicing Daniel-Veganism despises corporate business and can be extremely hypocritical.
"Don't tell me you have taken up Daniel-Veganism!"
by pencilpusher2 September 5, 2013
Get the Daniel-Veganismmug. A part-time vegan but a full time wanker.
You want to be a meditating, creative, yogi with the strength and flexibility of Ghandi and BOY do you tell people about it. But you are constantly failing.
You definitely do yoga, and let everyone know about it through all available social media and by literally hollering it down the street while riding your fixie bike.
You film yourself doing yoga, the morning after a heavy binge session where you danced on the bar and went home with your friends little brother.
It's all in the juxtaposition of aiming high... and falling so low.
You want to be a meditating, creative, yogi with the strength and flexibility of Ghandi and BOY do you tell people about it. But you are constantly failing.
You definitely do yoga, and let everyone know about it through all available social media and by literally hollering it down the street while riding your fixie bike.
You film yourself doing yoga, the morning after a heavy binge session where you danced on the bar and went home with your friends little brother.
It's all in the juxtaposition of aiming high... and falling so low.
This morning I saw Fiona and she was telling me about this organic, sustainable farm she's working on this summer to learn about health conscious and mindful, vegan food production. Then I spotted her later from afar and she was inhaling a full family size packet of crisps. She's such a Vegan Wanker
by Vegan Wanker November 7, 2015
Get the Vegan Wankermug. A person who insists on talking or texting but doesn't provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.
John: "I'm so fed up with Teresa; she's a total phone vegan."
Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.
Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.
by Captain Battletoads, Ph.D. December 13, 2012
Get the phone veganmug. by Kahanna January 17, 2017
Get the fake veganmug. The random Hicupping noise that tends to come sporadically from vegans. "The Yip" as it's sometimes called has no specific candence but tends to come at completely random intervals and is a by product of not eating meat. Since the afflicted individual has no control over the yip it has been known to cause multiple problems and has coined the term Yipped yourself which is when the yip causes you to shit your pants.
by The Real Real OG June 3, 2018
Get the Vegan Yipmug. Craft beer: hey what you drinking ?
“ oh it’s a bud”
Craft beer: why do you drink that? Can you even get that with hints of apricot?
“ easy there beer vegan”
Craft beer: pff
“ oh it’s a bud”
Craft beer: why do you drink that? Can you even get that with hints of apricot?
“ easy there beer vegan”
Craft beer: pff
by Grassseed July 14, 2018
Get the beer veganmug.