spread your toes

Spread your toes: To die, to expire to cease to exist. A common and almost humorous way to express death.

To “Spread your toes”. When did uncle Matt spread his toes? “Oh:He spread his toes on July 9th” To die, to punch out, to crap out.

Strictly speaking a description of a death.

by Gregg The Lawrencville Hunkey April 22, 2018

Johnathan’s toes

The nastiest stankiest rotten most foul looking rabies having bunion looking dried ass callous no lotion using no nail having claws

Have you seen johnathans toes?
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies

by Harrystylesstan July 11, 2020

rumple crimple toes

A person with athletes foot

Ewwwww, the person has rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

Touch the Toes

When you pipping and a pregnant girl and you touch the toes of the baby.

Guy 1: aye bruh I didn’t knew she was pregnant
Guy2: idgaf I’ll still touch the toes

by Blaxican17 July 27, 2021

Baby boo tiny toes

If u want to call someone a furry, alpha, or hot in a nice and calm way,use this.

Helen- Hey Baby boo tiny toes!!
Tay- Sup!

by BABY BOO TINY TOES May 10, 2022

Moan Tones

Moan Tones were created and popularized by Moantones.com. They were creating and delivering "moan tones" light years before Jenna Jameson.

Moan tones at moantones.com putting the moan in the phone since 2002

by J Carcinogen April 1, 2007

Tapestry

A vertical carpet

Bro if you see a girl with a tapestry in her room, run.

by Conc567 March 11, 2021