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taco tornado

the female equivalent of a sausage fest. When girls enter a party that is filled with females.
Girl One: "Hey you ready for the party?"
Girl Two: "No Sandra just texted me and said it was a total taco tornado"
by thedude7114 October 16, 2012
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Heel torque

When you wake up with morning wood and have to piss. You try to force your rock hard penis down toward the toilet and in doing so your heals lift off the ground in an attempt to lessen the angle in which your pisshole has to aim to hit the toilet
I tried to piss this morning but had heel torque so bad that I pissed all over the back of the toilet and the walls.
by Adam Bomber April 10, 2013
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the toronto

A sexual act, performed annually on the eve of Passover, using an "exchange rate" of 5 U.S. (men) to 2 Canadian (women). During the festivities, one man is designated as "Cal Ripken", a.k.a. "The Iron Horse", and must be involved for the entirety of the event, even if he is "hit by a pitch" (semen). It is also customary that one of the women disparages the size of one of the male participants, an unfortunate but completely avoidable situation with the appropriate amount of pre-game fluffing.

It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.

The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
Me and four hosers got into the Toronto last night, and now it burns when I pee.
by The iron horse May 31, 2016
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Supreme Torture

It's important to know that math is supreme torture, there's not a thing in math that's not supreme torture.
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam September 21, 2017
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time torch

The act of wasting quality time with the boys by delaying the onset of some expected activity. (Effectively torching time)
Friend - “Hey timetorcher are you coming to the party soon? We’re waiting for you to start the party

Timetorcher - Yeah i’ll be there in 10 minutes...

Timetorcher - *1 hour later and hasn't arrived*

Friend - “dude he’s totally a time torch”
by Time torched Friend August 7, 2019
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Stale tortilla vibes

The vibe that comes with having to write functions as a linear combination of the Legendre Polynomials in spherical coordinates.
"Yo man, that homework last night was giving me serious stale tortilla vibes."
by vibes69 December 5, 2019
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Warm tornado

When You give a women a cow-girl and she farts on your balls
Last night Karen gave me the warm tornado bro
by Milk it June 1, 2022
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