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dossy times

a popular news article durived from the dossy. set in oklahoma city, jacob hunter, the man behind the nonesense, has made an extremely fresh and characteristic news article full of love, hate and dossyness.
the cast is, bonedavis, the timmy, dockie, hitler, vanderdossy, the racoons, the always famous grant high school and always, bobbyduce himself. look for the newest edition to the dossyness, titled "lug-nut-express" coming to the world in march of 2010.
damn, the dossy times is da shit!

I love dockie the racoon, even though she was sacraficed.

bobbyduce is a fat ass comedian! i love that dude.
by bobbyduce16 May 6, 2010
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Sign O' the Times

"Hey, what's your favourite Prince album?"

"Sign O' the Times!"
by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death November 8, 2020
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It do be like that some times

It your friend is talking about something that you don’t care about at the end of there sentence you say it do be like that sometimes
Friend: so I got a girlfriend but John wants her

You:it do be like that some times
by The real datboi August 16, 2020
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forty seven times

A term used by lesbians to let their friend's know, which girls they think are hot and would take home for a bit of scissor action.

Originates from a story that a mate once told me. Which I thought was hilarious and pure gold.

When he was a kid and first started experimenting with girls. He would count the number of times he'd slide his finger in and out of their vaginas. Then go brag to his mates, about how he fingered Sally 25 times in the boat shed.
"See that babe over there? I'd do her forty seven times."

"Yeah not bad. But check out the blonde at 3 o'clock. I'd do her forty seven times really fast!
by dj shiva September 11, 2007
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Good times

Something you say when someone enthusiastically tells you about something that you think is retarded. It generally gives them the impression that you care, but provides an opportunity to get into a new conversation without being rude.

Excellent for dealing with co-workers who tell you about "their crazy weekend," when your weekend was in fact 18 times crazier and involved at least two activities that were illegal.
"Morning Charlie. Man, I had the craziest weekend ever! I had three beers and totally danced up a storm at the bar. It was the neatest time ever."

*(internal monologue): holy crap...this guy sucks ass. I wonder what he would say if I told him about my weekend. Let's see, I did about 16 grams of shrooms, chugged a bottle of whiskey, and then smoked a whole bunch of weed. Then I thought I saw Jesus and chased him down the street with an axe. I woke up in a pool of vomit in Mexico and had to hitch a ride back home with some illegal immigrants...

"Wow, Frank, that sure sounds like a lot of fun! Good times...Anyway - see you later."
by Pollup December 25, 2007
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The New York Times

Complete Garbage, 100% regurgitated fake leftist bullshit.
Theodore: Somehow, despite being complete garbage, George and Julia read the New York Times everyday.
Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021
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New York Times

A news outlet/source full of lies.
Bro you heard of New York Times?

Yeah, fuck New York Times! Washington Post is better
by r59b1 May 7, 2021
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