The cat tax is the requirement to post cute pictures of your cat when you mention them on the internet.
Prima: "My cat is so sweet! She claws me in the face when her bowl is empty."
Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."
Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."
Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
by Anyhoozle December 18, 2020
a tax added to one's subtotal of a bill, who generally acts like an asshole. this usually works because most assholes aren't willing to do their math.
by jake l. August 13, 2005
by Hung yu May 05, 2017
the steeper price paid for Apple products in comparison to the equally effective products of competitors.
by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2011
Cum tax is the tax rate put onto an individual's cum based on the value it holds because of its Cum Valuation. Instead of being taxed real money, you are taxed in excess cum.
by William Donelly May 16, 2021
by Cymru am byth August 15, 2008
person 1- where are all the tax payers at?
person 2- they left this hell hole california because they tax(see steal) us to death and expect us to stay, if you do stay what the hell are you doing, get out of there because the toilets flushing and it will only get worse.
person 2- they left this hell hole california because they tax(see steal) us to death and expect us to stay, if you do stay what the hell are you doing, get out of there because the toilets flushing and it will only get worse.
by cow1964 September 17, 2009