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trombone sewerslides

A euphemism for trombone suicides used by some schools because the school/district feels using the word suicide in casual conversation is insensitive.
Often shortened to just sewerslides.
Band director to class: Trombones. Your going to learn how to do trombone sewerslides and do them at the football game without offing your classmates.
Student: Why don't we say suicides?
Band director: Because the office doesn't like it when we use that word.
by BrenUnderPar July 11, 2025
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Trombone

The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.
Jake: Look a trombone!
Marie: Oh, the best of the best.
by GingerLego320 January 31, 2020
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Greasing the Trombone

Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis
He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.
by ugnsriket September 13, 2016
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Trombone

A low brass instrument. Uses a slide to change pitch. The best instrument in a orchestra.
by JadenTheApexGod April 8, 2021
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Backblown Trombone

A rusty trombone, with the addition of the passage of gas or fecal matter from the receiver.
Bro, my stomach was messed up from all those spicy tacos and I accidentally gave her a backblown trombone.
by Shotgun Johnny March 22, 2019
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Russian trombone

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.
Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.
by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018
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Old Trombone

Basically a Rusty Trombone Reach Around, but with old and young.
Hey, Grandma, wanna do an old trombone on me?
by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024
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