A euphemism for trombone suicides used by some schools because the school/district feels using the word suicide in casual conversation is insensitive.
Often shortened to just sewerslides.
Often shortened to just sewerslides.
Band director to class: Trombones. Your going to learn how to do trombone sewerslides and do them at the football game without offing your classmates.
Student: Why don't we say suicides?
Band director: Because the office doesn't like it when we use that word.
Student: Why don't we say suicides?
Band director: Because the office doesn't like it when we use that word.
by BrenUnderPar July 11, 2025

The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.
by GingerLego320 January 31, 2020

by ugnsriket September 13, 2016

The trombone is awesome!
by JadenTheApexGod April 8, 2021

Bro, my stomach was messed up from all those spicy tacos and I accidentally gave her a backblown trombone.
by Shotgun Johnny March 22, 2019

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.
by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024
