Tromboner

When a male individual is in the action of masturbating, and they all of a sudden ejaculate extremely loud, much like a Trombone.

"hey, I hear edric cums loud as fuck, I like that. He must have a Tromboner"

by AikaFNBR December 1, 2020

Paris trombone

1. A type of bike rack used in Paris that allows two bikes to be locked on either side of the rack without the pedals clashing.
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes

1. I locked up my cargo bike at the Paris trombone down the street, it's really nice that it accommodates longer bikes!
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone

by RecklessPete December 21, 2023

Playing the trombone

Blow job

"After three martinis and with my pants on the floor around my legs she was really Playing the trombone if you know what I mean."

by WitchMD November 10, 2024

tromboner

the best instrument in the world also known as the trombone it is long with a slide hense the name

what is that
oh thats a tromboner
oh cool can i play

by tododeku shipping cosplayer February 25, 2020

meat trombone

when a sexual partner blows in your anus while simultaneously giving you a handjob.

Bruh, you wont believe it, that girl played my meat trombone last night.

by Irving Washinton September 18, 2016

Rusty trombone

Get rimmed whilst receiving a hearty reach-around, thus resembling a trombone playing in a full chorus.

I can't think of a sentence for rusty trombone

by Wubbyzvat November 2, 2022

trailer park trombone

Meth pipe

Hey willy, do you have a trailer park trombone aka meth pipe so we can get high

by YeakleJ February 27, 2024