promise?

any time you're getting your dick sucked behind a shed you must ask if they promise.

promise?

by b_b_b_b May 11, 2021

Angel Jose Robles Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland

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Angel Jose Robles Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025

National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.

Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.

by mmmpho April 17, 2020

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`

`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`

`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

no promises by shawn

"no promises" is one of Shawn Mendes best songs, and belongs to Paula @wishmewonder !

+that's a good song!
-well, it's no promises by shawn mendes, of course it is

by wishmewonder November 9, 2020

<.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To emerge victorious<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To emerge victorious<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To emerge victorious<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025