Lion Diet

a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree

Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.

by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013

Lion-tail

The hairstyle where a bald dude grows out his side hair and wears it in a ponytail. The hairstyle resembles the tail of a lion where it is furry a d dark towards the tip of the tail but appears bald throughout the rest of the tail.

I went to a Jimmy Buffet concert with my dad and saw more lion-tails than I could count.

by Analyst-gone-Architect May 24, 2021

lion tamarin

An orange monkee, who is very smart and loves coconuts and bananas. She is usually kind and likes games. However she is most pointless living thing.

After going to the store, the lion tamarin paid her taxes.

by Epicgamer738 September 29, 2021

sun lion

A pretty blonde girl with crazy hair and salami nipples

That girl is a majestic sun lion

by Befree420 September 1, 2018

Nandy Lion

A Green Tea shot followed by a Fireball shot.

Nandy: Guys, its past noon on a Wednesday, lets go to the bar and do Nandy Lions.
Nick: You are doing great!
Jeff: Nandy being bad

by DillyDilly1 August 5, 2020

Lion Kinging

When fingering a woman on her period, taking your finger out and smearing her own blood on her forehead; then picking her up and telling her everywhere the light touches is her kingdom.

The lion kinging after foreplay gave her a feeling of royalty.

“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”

“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”

by Tigerqueen69 April 5, 2021

Lion deez

Typically used to prank your friends into saying "lion deez nuts", or "Lie on these nuts."

Human 1: Hey bro, Knock Knock!
Human 2: Who's there?
Human 1: Lion
Human 2: Lion who?
Human 1: LION DEEZ NUTS HA GOTTEM

by Twitteruserscant_takeajoke April 17, 2022