potato shed

During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.

On today’s episode of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 39.

🚨🚨🚨Listing outlink
$1,450,000
New Berlin, WI
6 bd, 7 ba
6,254 sq ft
17.49 acres
Plenty of room for a potato shed.

by Fryer Cluck September 25, 2023

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Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022

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raptor shed

Nough said🦖

After leaving the blood fields, Jimmy was left to find shelter in the only place near… the raptor shed

by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022

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The Big Shed

A true Englishman. As patriotic as he is big. Nothing in his veins but Stella and Mayonnaise. Everyday is chest day. Left right good night to any German or Argie bastard. Brexit means Brexit.

I’m the big shed. Brexit means brexit you cunt give us a Stella n a ciggy.

by Smithy1009 May 4, 2022

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