Neiled

"Neiled" is slang for being scammed. It refers to an online record vendor that tricks customers into paying for out-of-stock merch and then never issues a refund.

"You get that new record you ordered from horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Nah, mate, I got neiled. Asked for a refund and then they ghosted me. Now I'm out 140 bucks."

"Harry! How are you? Did you ever get a refund for that order you cancelled on horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Hell no, bruv. Bastards neiled me."

by VicGot March 22, 2022

neil mixer

Neil Mixer likes boobs, Long walks on the beach and chasing after people's trucks when they are trying to drive away from him. his main catch phrase is "HI IM NEIL"

person one : Dude look at that bitches tittays
person two: Don't be such a Neil mixer

by queenoffarts November 2, 2014

Neil's Law

For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.

I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.

by neiltherealdeal May 19, 2015

rubie neiles

The literal best queefer in town.

Woah, watch out for rubie neiles she queefs real good.

by aidanbarnes July 17, 2023

Neil

A sexy guy but he is a niggggggg

noone shud ever be a Neil

by dtydhtb November 29, 2021

Neil Jayan

The Gucciest kid in the world. No one can compare to hime. Considered to be the greatest philosopher in the Western World

Bro Matthew is so cool, he's like the Neil Jayan of our school

by Big_BrainNelson February 17, 2021

Neil

Someone who breaks the law while pretending to uphold it with a badge, often referred to as a dirty cop amongst other names I can't repeat, most likely his wife cheats on him with his dad.

See that dirty cop on the news, he's a Neil

by The Man who knows to much June 9, 2022